I have two presents for your birthday on Wednesday. Here is the first:
THOU CAN RALLY ANY TWO BEAT SAUCE
The second will still remain a surprise, but I offer the following two pieces of advice for you to most fully enjoy the present when I give it to you, which will be tomorrow afternoon.
BURP A GAY SOCK
ICE THE SNOW RAIN GEM
PS – This idea came to me a couple of weeks ago while we were watching The Da Vinci Code…
(Everyone else – if you figure out what the messages are, please don’t post them here until AFTER her birthday…)